Jul 03

:D

:D

Jun 30

Holy Greek debt crisis, Batman, it’s an update!

Here’s a theory: People on the internet who repeat the last letter of a word or phrase likeeee thisssss simply can’t help it, because their brain needs more time to send a synapse to the nerves in their finger, delaying the removal of key pressure by a few fractions of a second. So next time you hear someone say “hayyyy sexyyyyy”(emoticons included), just remember that if we were all born the same, there would be little excitement in this world.

Apr 12

(Source: bummyisyummy)

Apr 11

‘aviator sunglasses’ ms paint by meh

‘aviator sunglasses’ ms paint by meh

Mar 28

this is from a forum I believe, glad I saved it. let the cat of all colors rule the internet.

this is from a forum I believe, glad I saved it. let the cat of all colors rule the internet.

Zoom Zoom

There are probably a lot of places you go that you only see through the windshield of your car. A stretch of road on your way to your job or whatever. What might you think if you went there, walked around, and looked around from different angles? How would that make you feel? 

Mar 23

Gran calavera eléctrica (Grand Electric Skull) by Posada, 1913

Gran calavera eléctrica (Grand Electric Skull) by Posada, 1913

Mar 18

the wolf is harder to find

the wolf is harder to find

Mar 16

olde creek area

olde creek area

Mar 11

Educate yourself on the species operating in our sector of space

Mar 08

Real life "UP" balloon house

Mar 02

[video]

Feb 28

My mouth keeps filling with blood

Apart from a bloody zombie mouth and the creepiest, slimiest loose gum matter dangling in the back of my jaw, getting four impacted molars removed was pretty awesome. the people at this office were all optimistic, chipper, and some of them were VERY hot as well. As I’m starting to freak out slightly because of the ekg sticky things and straps and whatnot getting attached to me, they PLAYED THE FUCKING BEATLES. In fact, these hipster surgeons play the Beatles’ “One” album every time they decide to rip a few teeth out. Needless to say, I was completely comforted as they stuck me with an IV and sent me to the trippiness of anesthesialand. When I woke up, I didn’t want to leave. So far, my best (and only) experience getting rendered unconscious and operated on. Judging from the holes in the back of my mouth, blood was probably pouring out of my head while I was sedated.

Feb 24

The best bloody tea you ever

Bow to your new master.

Rooibos and Chai accented with ginger, pepper, nutmeg, cinnamon, and maybe some other things but WOW is this shit relaxing. therapeutic, aromatherapeutic, and an amazing skin relaxant. The DEA should be concerned because of how high this gets you and its full of antioxidants (good for neurological health) and just FEELS like its repelling the cold clutches of a happenstance cancerous tumor.